Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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