I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I am midnight drunk by noon
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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