singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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