so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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