Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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