I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
vagina is talking i cant
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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