It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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