I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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