Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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