Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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