Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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