So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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