Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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