I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
