So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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