At least make sure they are 18
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sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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