Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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