i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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