I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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