My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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