ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
