Why are handjobs necessary in class?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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