I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize