she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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