Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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