Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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