I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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