How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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