I'd wear matching sweaters with you
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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