Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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