I look better un-naked...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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