Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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