What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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