am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i think i just lost a toe
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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