Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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