we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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