I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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