What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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