i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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