love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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