Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He told me they were just razor bumps!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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