Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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