He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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