I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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