it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
