Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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