quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Randomize
