I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My breasts were aching with rage.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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