my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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