butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
