This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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