Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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