Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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